Here's a Funny Story...

WARNING: The following story is based on a true story, but a lot of the parts are made up. If you cannot handle true almost true stories, close this window now!

It all started one beautiful day in.... well, I can't remember when it was but my brother Sam was at a birthday party. I was bored, so I decided to take a walk. On my walk, I passed three drunk guys, some dude in a bicycle helmet robbing a lady with blue and orange hair, and a man standing on another man's head. When I got back to my street, I saw a man beating up my friend Corey. I ran into my house, grabbed a rifle, a handgun, and a kitchen knife, and ran outside. First, with the handgun, I shot the person in the head. When he let go of Corey, I tossed Corey the rifle. I knifed the man in the back. Then Corey and I shot the man until he was dead. Then Corey came to my house and we jumped off of the roof eight hundred forty-seven million, three hundred sixty-two thousand, four hundred seventy-eight times. Then we went to Corey's house. His two BB guns were fully loaded, so we ran around the neighborhood having a battle. Then our friend Mason came out, and he fell into the manhole. Corey and I were worried, so we jumped in with him. By the time we got to the bottom, the rats had already completely devoured Mason. We climbed back up and nobody else is sure what happened to Mason. So I guess the moral of the story is-

DISCLAIMER:

NONE OF THIS STORY WAS TRUE!!!

except for the part about the Mason and the manhole.

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"Face Drop" and "Replay"

Here are two cool videos

Guess What Sam Will Say Next IV

Narrator: Pete and Sam are watching television. Shhhhhh.
Pete: Narrator, could you be quiet, Sam and I are trying to wath TV.
Sam: Yeah. But except our show's over, Pete.
Pete: Oh, man.
Mom: Turn off the television one of you.
Sam: Pete, you do it.
Pete: You do it. You're closer.
Mom: You both lost electronics for tomorrow.
Sam:
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( Hint: Three words, second starts with "H")
I will post the answer tomorrow. Blah, blah, blah, leave a comment, all that stuff.

Guess What Sam Will Say/Do Next III

Narrator: Pete and Sam went downstairs to play Guitar Hero Aerosmith. They did 2 player and worked together. Now we're at the time right before the song started.
Sam: Am I bass or guitar?
Pete: You are playing the bass.
Sam: Grrrrr...
Pete: It's okay.
Sam:
____________________________________________ and at the same time:
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I will post the answer tomorrow. Blah, blah, blah, leave a comment, all that stuff.

Guess What Sam Will Say Next II

Dad: Sam, what do you want for dinner?
Sam: What are you having?
Dad: Steak and broccoli.
Sam:
_______________________________________ or
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Leave a comment to take a guess. I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Sorry

I'm sorry that I haven't done a post since June 8 2008. I will make more posts now. This is really boring, so please enjoy the following video:

Guess What Sam Will Say Next

Dad: Pete, take Sam's cotroller and wait for someone good to come by.
Pete: Okay. Oooooohhhh Gonk Droid! Famous for his slowness! CLICK! Here, Sam.
Sam: ________________________________________________________






(Hint: Daddy and Sam are the most likely peo[le to get this of course, but Sarah has a pretty good chance.)

Long Game

Yesterday me , Sam, Daddy, Mommy, Grandma, and Grandpa played a long game of Old Maid. Grandpa won because he had the most matches, but he lost too because he had the Old Maid at the end. The funny part of this was that everybody had the Old Maid at some point. I had it when Daddy dealt out the cards. Then Mommy picked it from me. Then Daddy and Sam (who were on a team) picked it from Mommy. Then Grandma picked it from me. Then Grandpa picked it from Grandma, and he had it for the rest of the game.

7th Birthday List

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
Everything On Birthday List And Christmas List

Pee-wees Playhouse

Pee-wee returned! I've Seen 5. Do You Want To Know The Names? Okay. Chairry, Dirty Dog, Cool Cat,Chicky Baby,The Talking Fish,Clocky,Floory,Zyzybahlubah,Magic Glasses. The End...For Now...Can You Go Away Now!?

Mommy's Kind Of Half Asleep Wihle Sam's Watching A Video

Right Now Mommy's Kind Of Half Asleep Wihle Sam's Watching A Video. The Pictures Above Show: Mommy Kind Of Half Asleep, Pictures Of Sam's (The Library's) Video, And Sam Watching The Video.

Gold Belt

On Saturday I Got My Gold Belt. but I Don't Know To-san Yet, Or Any Other Gold Belt Stuff. But Today I Will.

What Sam Says

This Is What Sam Says:Rj My Got It Triangle Yellow Blue Purple Orange White Black Green Brown Pink Dog/Doggy Okay VW F H School 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 18 19 20 Toss Across Cake Get Hey Be Quiet Mine Weebles My Favorite Is Chocalate/Choco Loco Milk Candy Penny Nickle Dime Quarter Dollar Coin Buck Weeble Square Circle Rectangle Megazord Mode Dragon Zord Lepord Seat Climb Sit Down Pete Daddy Mommy Caleb Luke Andrew Mathew Jayne Mardy Robbie Megan Up Down Downstairs Maggie Freddy The Frog Eddy Sonyalee Sarahlin Maggie Kai Radien Shinnonk Liu-Kang Reptile Scorpion Jax Reiko Johnny-Cage Jarek Tanya Fujin Sub-Zero Quan-Chi Sonya Mystic Force Hot tub Spy Gear KS T Ninja Storm Dino Thunder First S.P.D. Migty Morphin Tony Hawks Pro Skater Bus Karate Frog Legos A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Pete Sam Caleb Sing Libre ( Witch I Named My Webkinz) Nacho ( Witch Caleb Named His Webkinz) Frogger ( Witch Sam Named His Webkinz)P.S. To Take A Tour On Webkinz Go To www.webkinzworld.com.

Sam Likes Doodlebops

Sams Favorite Charecter:Moe. Because:He Plays The Drums. Why:Because Sam Likes The Drums. & When Sam Hears The Theme Song Going Into The Playroom & He Is In The Playroom This Is What He Does:Runs Out Of The Playroom.Runs Into The Telivision Room.Runs Over To The Automin & Watches It.

Holloween Party

Yestrday I Had A Holloween Party At School. First We Did Some Normal Stuff But We Had To Pack Our Costumes In Our Backpacks/Bookbags. & The Normal Stuff Was:Morning Work & Word Work. & The Reason Why We Didn't Put Our Costumes On Right Away Is Because We Had A holloween Parade & We Didn't Have It Right Away.

Rong Controller (Nentendo) Upsidedown Toot

Last Tusday Night Daddy Sam & I Went Downstairs & Sam Wanted A(n) Controller But We Were Still Hunting For One At Ebx. So He Just Picked Up A(n) Nentendo Cotroller, He Had It Upsidedown, Then He Tooted

Sams Frends

Here Is A List Of All Of Sams Frends:
Floppy & Cloppy (Transformers(Made Of Kid K'nex)
Eathan
Jacob
Hole
Curb
Juice
Daddy
Me
Mommy
Bat
Red Hockey Stick
Tree (Becuose He Likes To Try To Climb Trees)

Painting The Walls

Ussallay I Have Painted On Paper,When I Was Three. But Later On When I Was 4 1/2 I Started Likeing Painting Walls Better,Mommy Has Never Painted A Hole Wall By Herself She Has Ussally Had Her Frend Jayne Help. But One Day She Did It She Painted A Hole Room By Herself! Note:Jayne Is Caleb's Mom.

Climbing The Floor

Yes It's Really Funny.Oh & Tell Daddy The Next Time You See Him That I Saw His Blog Entery Of "Pete Does What Sam Does". And I Read All Of His "Pete Does What Sam Does" Even The Part About Last Night We Were Climbing The Floor. And I Can Explain Climbing The Floor You Lay On Your Stoamach & Pull Yourself Across The Floor.

A Combination Of Hi

Sam Has Taken A Likeing Of Saying Hi. Here Is A Good Example We Had At The Diner Table: Sam:Hi-e. Mommy:Pete Say Hi To Sam. Me:Hi. How Does Sam Know How To Say Hi. Mommy:Says Nothing. I Took A Breath. And Then We Kept Eating Diner.

Ice Cream Shop

I Went With Dad To Walk By The Pond. Later On I Wanted To Go To The Ice Cream Shop, I Wanted To Get Cherreys Jubiley, So I Got It. Then After The You Know What We Went Home Showed Mommy The Stuf We Got For Her & Sam, Then I Went To Bed.

Vidio-Games & Computer Games

Me & Daddy Have Lots & Lots Of Video-Games. Here Are Some Of Them: Bart (From Simsons) Vs. The World. Cabal. Jackal. Megaman3. Punhing & Kicking (From Mortal Combat.) Tetris. Practise Rayman. Regulur Rayman. Shrek. Baseball. Golf. Rambo. Actavigon Clasics. Well We Have Xenophbe But It Dosen't Work. Ice Hockey. Super Mario Bros.3. Super Mario Bros. Regulur/Duck Hunt. Mr. Potato Head, Tonka. Puzzles. Putt-putt Saves The Zoo, The Mysterey Of Veggie Iland. Putt-putt Joins The Circus, Putt-putt Enters The Race. Legoland, Putt-putt Travles Through Time.

Parade Of Branches

Today Me Dad Mom & Sam Had A Parade Of Branches. Dad Used The Branch Clipper To Clip The Branches Dad Lifted Haevey Branches & I Lifted Light Branches. & Sam Kept Following Dad.We Went All The Way Out Of The Backyard In The Frontyard Over The Brige Down The Driveway To The Curb & Therw The Branch In The Pille. Remeber That Order. Out Of The Backyard. In The Frontyard. Across The Brige. Down The Driveway. To The Curb. & Threw The Branch In The Pile. I Really Want You To Remeber. Out Of The Backyard. In The Frontyard. Across The Brige. Down The Driveway. To The Curb. & Threw The Branch In The Pile.

Off Limit Things

Mommy Usually Makes Some Things Off Limits For Me One Of Those Things Were Her Pins & The Computer When Sam Is Awake Or The Markers If I Get Upset Or Her Ball Of Pins (Or) My (Two Weeled) Scooter If I'm Not Wearing Shoes/Sandals Or The Stapler Or (My) Vidio-Games If I Get Upset.

Moses

Caleb (My Frend) Has A/An Dog His Name Is Moses. He Is Alergey Free. Caleb Moved In A New House. The Pepole That Lived There Before Him Had A Cat That Is Not Alergey free! Big problem! I'm Alergic To Cats!

Picture Day At School

Today Was School picture day I Smiled Good I Had Fun

mcdonlds

me & sam love mcdonlds sam especially likes thier chiken & i especially like thier fries

new house

we moved into a/an new house probably 6 weeks and 2 days ago and we liked it. i chose my bedroom & i liked it. me & daddy won megaman & bart! and now wer'e trying to win caball.

welcome

this is my first blog. i am 5.