Here's a Funny Story...

WARNING: The following story is based on a true story, but a lot of the parts are made up. If you cannot handle true almost true stories, close this window now!

It all started one beautiful day in.... well, I can't remember when it was but my brother Sam was at a birthday party. I was bored, so I decided to take a walk. On my walk, I passed three drunk guys, some dude in a bicycle helmet robbing a lady with blue and orange hair, and a man standing on another man's head. When I got back to my street, I saw a man beating up my friend Corey. I ran into my house, grabbed a rifle, a handgun, and a kitchen knife, and ran outside. First, with the handgun, I shot the person in the head. When he let go of Corey, I tossed Corey the rifle. I knifed the man in the back. Then Corey and I shot the man until he was dead. Then Corey came to my house and we jumped off of the roof eight hundred forty-seven million, three hundred sixty-two thousand, four hundred seventy-eight times. Then we went to Corey's house. His two BB guns were fully loaded, so we ran around the neighborhood having a battle. Then our friend Mason came out, and he fell into the manhole. Corey and I were worried, so we jumped in with him. By the time we got to the bottom, the rats had already completely devoured Mason. We climbed back up and nobody else is sure what happened to Mason. So I guess the moral of the story is-

DISCLAIMER:

NONE OF THIS STORY WAS TRUE!!!

except for the part about the Mason and the manhole.

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"Face Drop" and "Replay"

Here are two cool videos

Guess What Sam Will Say Next IV

Narrator: Pete and Sam are watching television. Shhhhhh.
Pete: Narrator, could you be quiet, Sam and I are trying to wath TV.
Sam: Yeah. But except our show's over, Pete.
Pete: Oh, man.
Mom: Turn off the television one of you.
Sam: Pete, you do it.
Pete: You do it. You're closer.
Mom: You both lost electronics for tomorrow.
Sam:
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( Hint: Three words, second starts with "H")
I will post the answer tomorrow. Blah, blah, blah, leave a comment, all that stuff.

Guess What Sam Will Say/Do Next III

Narrator: Pete and Sam went downstairs to play Guitar Hero Aerosmith. They did 2 player and worked together. Now we're at the time right before the song started.
Sam: Am I bass or guitar?
Pete: You are playing the bass.
Sam: Grrrrr...
Pete: It's okay.
Sam:
____________________________________________ and at the same time:
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I will post the answer tomorrow. Blah, blah, blah, leave a comment, all that stuff.

Guess What Sam Will Say Next II

Dad: Sam, what do you want for dinner?
Sam: What are you having?
Dad: Steak and broccoli.
Sam:
_______________________________________ or
_______________________________________
Leave a comment to take a guess. I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Sorry

I'm sorry that I haven't done a post since June 8 2008. I will make more posts now. This is really boring, so please enjoy the following video:

Guess What Sam Will Say Next

Dad: Pete, take Sam's cotroller and wait for someone good to come by.
Pete: Okay. Oooooohhhh Gonk Droid! Famous for his slowness! CLICK! Here, Sam.
Sam: ________________________________________________________






(Hint: Daddy and Sam are the most likely peo[le to get this of course, but Sarah has a pretty good chance.)

Long Game

Yesterday me , Sam, Daddy, Mommy, Grandma, and Grandpa played a long game of Old Maid. Grandpa won because he had the most matches, but he lost too because he had the Old Maid at the end. The funny part of this was that everybody had the Old Maid at some point. I had it when Daddy dealt out the cards. Then Mommy picked it from me. Then Daddy and Sam (who were on a team) picked it from Mommy. Then Grandma picked it from me. Then Grandpa picked it from Grandma, and he had it for the rest of the game.